|Posted by shezzy on May 28, 2013 at 4:43 AM||comments (3)|
best darwin as follows:
In the late fall and early winter months, snow-covered mountains become infested with hunters. One ambitious pair climbed high up a mountain in search of their quarry. The trail crossed a small glacier that had crusted over. The lead hunter had to stomp a foot-hold in the snow, one step at a time, in order to cross the glacier.
Somewhere near the middle of the glacier, his next stomp hit not snow but a rock. The lead hunter lost his footing and fell. Down ...Read Full Post »
|Posted by Jake on May 9, 2013 at 3:45 PM||comments (2)|
I really needed this. This game is probably the most self-aware game ever, or at least up there with the great funny games like No More Heroes. I needed a game that didn't take itslef seriously, was fun, worked properly (I cannot believe that actually has to be a surprise to me.) and just makes me laugh. This game accomplishes all of this and more.
We've had a stream line of mediocre games, and this year has started out amazingly. I've ...Read Full Post »
|Posted by Jake on May 8, 2013 at 9:05 PM||comments (0)|
(Sorry for being gone for a few days, I've been ill, as well as making a TON of videos, which you should check out, but I dissapeared into a hole of replaying Pokemon games. Gotta get my team ready for X and Y. :D)
I am dissapoint. That is the phrase that accurately summarizes my opinion on this game, 'I am dissapoint'. I wasn't expecting this to be Game of the Year material, not art, but mndless fun. It wasn't even fun, but it was pretty mindless.
Unlike many, I actu...Read Full Post »
|Posted by Jake on April 30, 2013 at 8:40 PM||comments (2)|
The Dead Island franchise, well, now its a franchise I guess, don't get along. I didn't like the original that much, it was a pale imitation of Borderlands with Melee weapons that broke too frequently, and not to mention the boring and drawn out story. The Trailer for the game got people hyped to play it, in my opinion, the trailer was actually more well-crafted than the game was. I saw the new trailer, which was also well done, mind you, and I thought that maybe, just maybe, this itteration ...Read Full Post »
|Posted by Jake on April 30, 2013 at 10:55 AM||comments (2)|
RUN! RUN FAST AND RUN FAR!!!
I'm warning you ahead of time, DON'T BUY THE GAME! I'm telling you both as a game reviewer/enthusiast and as a human being, don't buy it, it's not worth 50$!!!! I already wrote an article in the past sharing my thoughts on the game, which at the time I thought would be bad, but I never imagined it could be THIS bad. This is shovelware in it's purest form, an absolute catastrophe, tarnishing not only the franchise of The Walking Dead, but showing...Read Full Post »
|Posted by Jake on April 30, 2013 at 10:50 AM||comments (2)|
It's about time! I've waited 2 years for this game, ever since I saw Toby Turner's Literal trailer for this I couldn't wait for the game, it looked beautiful, I loved Bioshock, everything was perfect. Then there were delays and delays AND DELAYS! Dear lord it never seemed like the game would release, it was even delayed into this year! I guess I thought that if they were using the delays to the game's advantage to make it better on launch, then delay it as much as they want. Was it worth it? ...Read Full Post »
|Posted by Jake on April 30, 2013 at 10:45 AM||comments (0)|
Since I've been playing Persona 3, and I loved it very much, I decided to dip into Persona 4: Arena, a fighting game in the Persona universe. At first I wanted to buy Persona 4: Golden, or just Persona 4, but I don't have a PSVita or a PS3, so when I get a PS4 I'll tackle that game, but I was in need of a new fighting game. After last year's release of Soul Calibur 5, I thought that I would never need another fighting game ever again. Well, I was wrong, and I never played a game akin to BlazB...Read Full Post »
|Posted by Jake on April 30, 2013 at 10:40 AM||comments (0)|
I have been waiting a looooong time for this to come out. I suppose it wasn't really long, it just felt that way. With NetherArm working on their new title that revolved around DC characters, it seems that I was just anxiously waiting for the release. With the excellent release of Mortal Kombat 9, I was excited, then I remembered Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe, and that gave me bad vibes. Luckily though, Injustice is in fact a good game.
Me and fighting games get along well....Read Full Post »